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Life is Too Short for Fake Butter, Fake Milk & Fake People Longsleeve

Life is Too Short for Fake Butter, Fake Milk & Fake People Longsleeve

$35.00 Regular Price
$31.50Sale Price

Whether you're over the claims of fake consumption products being pushed onto us, or just plain over fake people, this shirt sums it up perfectly!

 

Pairs perfectly with a comfy pair of leggings (because who needs jeans this year) and a nice, big hunk of slow-churned butter with a slice of your favorite bread (*gasp carbs*).

 

Made out of garment-dyed, soft, 100% ring spun cotton fabric with a relaxed fit. Order true to size.

 

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  • Washing & Handling

    Turn inside out and wash in warm or cool temperatures. Tumble dry on low or hang to dry for the longest wear life.

  • Ironing

    Do NOT directly iron on the heat transferred design. This may cause peeling. Instead, protect with a towel or sheet on top of garment, then iron as normal.